MOB'S DODGEBALL NINJAS
SPONSORED BY KFC
Where They Play: Liberty Street
Team Members:
Cathy "Teenah Swallows"
Captain Kim "Woodie"
Linda "Ivana Humpalot"
Kim "Lap Dancer"
Coach Jane "Patches"
Gary "G"
Mike "Flat Stanley"
Dave "Major D"
Tom "P.I.M.P"
Team Song: Gettin' Jiggy With It - Will Smith
Team Mascot: Pool Boy
Favorite Questions: History, Celebs, 70's, Gossip, Famous Dairy Cows, Desserts and Music Lyrics
Least Favorite Questions: Taxidermy, Mating Habits of King Crabs, Shades of White and Toe Jam
Team Drink: Gourmet Jello Shots
Team Motto: What happens in the garage, stays in the garage!
Team Fruit: Passion Fruit, of course
Team History: In a quiet unassuming corner of Wayne County, in the lovely suburb of Canton, lived some fun-loving, hard partying, dollar store shopping gypsies. They met while trading goats and tamborines for livestock to feed their children. When times were tough the gypsies decided to form a dodgeball team for extra money. Through the love and guidance of their families and of each other they have now frayed into trivia prostitution. They are currently living happily.
